Here are some frequently asked questions here at my personal website.

Can I plan your bachelorette party? Although it sounds like fun, you probably don't live near me and I will probably want to hang out with my friends and family instead.

Can I work on your website? Nope. I am not very good at it. It takes me a long time to produce something that doesn't suck. You want someone better than me.

Am I available to talke to someone? If you are a member of the press, send me an e-mail with the word "Press" in the subject line.

Am I a jerk? I hope not, I just don't want to attend 7 bachelorette parties a week. I get enlisted to enough of them through friends and family as it is.

What qualifies me as a bachelorette party maven? I was born the devil child of a wedding coordinator. I could have become a divorce attorney but I wasn't a very good student. I found that planning bachelorette parties was a better use of my time. I had a business that planned parties on an individual basis and then I worked for a bar in town as a promotions manager. Now, I have a family and am transferring my knowledge to the web. My friends own a company that helps me put up the sites and then ships products. They are called Isdera Corp. and they also run Bachelorette.com.

I only have a few hours until the party, what should I do? If you only have time to run to one store before the party, run to the liquor store. Buy the hard stuff. If they also carry playgirl magazine you are in luck.

What do you do with a drunk bachelorette? Drop her off at the groom's place. Make sure he is home.

What do you do with a prudish bride? Get her fairly drunk if possible and then do what the majority of the bridesmaids want to do. Prudes tend to define having a good time when their friends are having a good time. She will be happy to live vicariously through her closest friends, her bridesmaids.